Balrog, A Gandalf Calisthenics Failure - Kodama Bebop Analog Original Painting

This 6x4 feet (48x60 in) spray paint with acyrlic is The Balrog waking up. Yes, that is Gandalf, 3dPrinted and glued on... jumping into splits while holding his staff. 

It's early, this nap went WAY too long.

The Balrog, or to his friends Roggy, or sometimes Rock da Boll... 

..told his air Bnb contact to wake him up, but they did no such thing. He's grumpy at Gandalf and Gang because now he has to pay a late fee and he was CLEAR he was on a budget and demanded a wake up call. Been there huh. 

Why the calisthenics? I tried to CaD and 3dPrint a Gandalf, but halfway into the design I accidentally had him in two perspective orientations.... so it looks like he's jumping straight up, at the top of those spooky vague stairs, does a Van Damn Wow split, while the orbs of his sweet ass magic begins to glow. 

Or maybe it's a insect guy. Which ever doesn't get me sued. 

Final Note - It's taken ALLLLLL of my willpower not to give him a subtle little smily. This will ABSOFUCKINGLULANCY will become a DigiDoodle soon. And if it doesn't sell soon, I might paint more on it. AGH! It might not be done.