Collection: Apparel for Butts and Beyond

Hello beautiful! We've got the hoodies and the stuff!  Who knows? In the future, we might even make some thongs! Yay for Butts! 

This perfection thing is kinda hard, so fuck it.

Our gear is DTG (direct to garment) made, packed and shipped by Printful. The non-toxic vegan ink is sprayed like on paper or an overzealous 3dPrinter.

It's super cool for this art and vibrant BUT you should know that if you take your fingernail and go crazy to dig yourself out, it'll leave a mark and crack.

You know those punk band shirts that after 50 washes the logo starts crinkling? This is somewhat like that, somewhere in the middle of the road of intensity. But those are my favorite, with stains and rips.

There's tons of variables to consider, but if you want the art to stay perfect, then it may not be for every day wear.

I wish it could be perfect but this is the distorted gritty life we exist in. The paintings have smudges and ripped corners, like the scars under hearts and messed up hair over morning smiles.

But PLEASE consider giving us tons of honest feedback so we can keep improving. You don't know what you don't know, and brother, I feel like I don't know shit and could use your help.

KB